As I See It

Was Modi just a big - mouthed pawn used by RSS to capture power !

We need only two national parties: one headed by Modi and the other by Kejriwal.

RSS is actively helping the jihadis by providing a sound rationale for their plans for India.

" Good men usually have foolish wives. So you will definitely get a very  good husband "

Minorities may decide not to go for development at the cost of honour.

The great Indian dream, producer government of India, director Narendra Modi, spoiler Rahul Gandhi

Vajpayee should publicly state that he does not wish his birthday to be celebrated on Christmas day

Want to waste money ? Donate it to AAP !

Hold your head high like Swami Vivekananda, Netaji Subhash Chandra Bose and now Narendra Modi !

Ever read a great tribute? Read Harish Salve on Krishna Iyer in The Times of India

Modi, Rajan and now the new CBI chief, all triple A stuff !

Will Modi become the Napoleon of India ?

Who is sulking more- Sonia Gandhi or Sushma Swaraj ?

All shady Godmen should be sent to Ebola hit countries as compulsory volunteers.

Congress is sensitive to peoples' problems when out of power- so let us keep them so

Do you know that the word cash comes from the Tamil word Kasu ?

Han jee, Mamta Bannerjee ! Why are you acting like a cat on hot bricks ?

Today is a historic day when India can proudly declare "Mere paas Ma Hai"!

Normalisation is more beneficial to Pakistan and so let Modi spend time on other matters of importance

If it is not disproportionate assets it is chit funds. Gender equality Zindabad !

Opposition to Modi will always be spineless as most of them have cupboards full of skeletons !

In India even a useless junior engineer can easily become a Jagat Guru (world teacher) 

Meaning of the new word Advanity : Reaching nowhere after a lifelong journey with hopes.

Lion Team - Modi, Sheep Team- Congress, Fox Team - NCP

RSS chief and his like should  realize that in stature they are nowhere near Modi !

 Read carefully-The headline was Priyanka Upendra is pregnant  and not that Priyanka was pregnant !

To prove its claim of being  a secular entity RSS should enroll and train Muslims as Swayamsevaks.

After Modi who ?

BJP may seek  RSS help in tackling the likely Sena muscle flexing on the streets of Mumbai .

Lord, please save the nation's dreams from the deeply hidden searing curse of Mrs.Modi !

Sena and NCP cannot loot people under Modi and so should join hands in forming government.

Time for a Damadji Association of India to protect the members' reputations !

Who helped in carting off  billions from Swiss banks by their delay : Congress or Modi ?

Damadji ko gussa kyon ata hai ? !

Is Phadnavis a Modi in the making ? A more mature one knowing family values too ?

Every girl student should compulsorily be insured against rape : wherever necessary government should bear the cost.

Modi's speech at Reliance hospital inauguration contains early hints of a huge upside for Opto Circuits

BJP under Modi should have no alliance with any party with a history of goondaism.

By attaching the government on Swiss accounts are the Congress leaders entering a carefully laid trap ?

Time for BJP to cut Gadkari to his proper size ?

 Pervez Musharraf  is fast becoming a great joker !

It is time for Congressmen to think hard on whether they can survive without corruption !

For own survival and as  an alternative to BJP,  regional parties should merge with Congress !

A very good way to fully integrate Kashmir is to start large industrial complexes there.

In Maharashtra people have bet on Modi and not on the legacy of any Munde !

Modi should firmly nip any dynastic ambitions right in the bud- starting from the Munde family.

There should be a national debate on Rahul Gandhi's IQ.

An appeal to our popular PM Reimbursement of all  medical bills evidencing purchase of medicines and injections should be made to all government servants and elected representatives only if the bills are from  pharmacies attached to the  government hospitals situated nearest to their residences or in the constituencies from where the members were elected. This will ensure that all needed medicines are properly stocked in government hospitals.

What is common between Narendra Modi and Raghuram Rajan ? Right men in the right place !

In Bangalore on 6th October HDFC bank had  holiday even as SBI was working : Efficiency ?

A   CM   in   court Public Prosecutor (PP) : ‘ Is it not true that   as a CM   you were so busy   amassing wealth for yourself that you did not   bother to   do anything worthwhile to meet even the basic needs of the people ?’ CM: ‘I strongly deny such baseless and wild allegations’. PP:   ‘For instance you did not do anything to provide adequate medical facilities to the people who had elected you with the fond hope that their expectations would be met.’ CM: ‘Everyone knows that under my directions the facilities in many government hospitals were considerably upgraded’ PP: ‘But the qualifications of the doctors in government hospitals are barely adequate’.   CM: Don’t make a public display of your ignorance!     Don’t you know that there are many highly qualified and efficient doctors in most of the government hospitals all over the state? PP: Remember that you are making these statements under oath. L...

Swachh Bharath Abhiyan should also focus on cleaning the mindsets of people like Mani Shankar Aiyar.

To ensure safety Jayalalithaa should be kept away from Tamilnadu, home for her sworn enemies.

Spot the odd member: Mahmood, Johnny Walker, Manish Tiwari, Rasheed Alvi.

Where can one get the comedy book ' Wit and wisdom of Rahul Gandhi' ?

Heard " Before marriage he was a Modi, now he has become a Manmohan Singh " !  

Unless Congress stops their dog in the manger attitude  they will lose any remaining fig leaf !

For rapid industrialization, government should immediately create a large land bank with all clearances in place.

Modi came, saw and conquered; Rahul was brought, fed and slaughtered !

When Mayaram returns to India he will become Ayaram !

Mody wave is intact, people have only rejected the mediocrity who were basking in his limelight !

Modiji, please declare Sept 25 as a national holiday  to celebrate our Mars mission !

 Manmohan Singh's position only goes to show that as always the weakest will be made the fall guy !

Advani and Joshi should thank Modi for enabling them to enjoy a peaceful retirement.

Dear Indians ! Are you all aware that our spacecraft is now very near Mars!

Modi should now start cleansing BJP,  starting, if possible by suggesting a name change !

Modiji dheere  chalna, Dilli me zara sambhalna; Oo bade dhoke hain, bade dhoke hain un rahaon me !

Bye-poll results confirm  that  the nation had chosen only Modi - not other BJP  'leaders'.

India has nothing to lose in trying a new approach to the Kashmir problem.

Which is more difficult ? Indo-Pak relationship or Sas-Bahu relationship ?

The real threat to Modi will come from RSS.

Congress leaders should immediately  start  indefinite hunger strike against Modi govt. to save India !

 India should award Bharata Ratna to  great Indians  Karunanidhi and Devegowda without any further delay.

Modi will have to carry the baggage of Rajnath, Sushma etc. for some more time !

The WTO matter will lead to a stock market crash.

High time for BRICS to set up its own international rating agency and insist on its  rating.

The grand old party also may need some euthanasia !

Times of India reported  Sonia Gandhi saying: "I can't be hurt, I have seen my mother-in-law riddled with bullets, my husband dead... I am far from getting hurt with these things. ..". Fifty percent of her feelings are  surely genuine!

Wives of the world unite ! You have nothing to lose but your husbands !

Overheard a lady telling:  'I have transferred my mother in law's air ticket to Malaysian Airlines'!

Congress should stop proving that they are a misfit as an opposition party too !

By granting the LOP  to Congress, Modi should vindicate that the quality of mercy is not drained !

Congress should make a public declaration that they are also happy with the improvement in the Monsoon !

 BRICKS GAMES would expose our  athletes and sportsmen to the much needed  international competition !

We should not spare Raghuram Rajan to chair the BRICS bank now on the anvil.

Congress should stop blabbering if they wish to continue to  cover themselves with the remaining fig leaves !

For steady fault-finding  of the government, Congress should outsource the work to professional consultants !

A desperate Congress look all sheepish with Jaitly giving no room for any attack on his budget!

Wife to husband: 'Your remark that my shopping expenses are accelerating is politically  motivated'.!

The channels should stop wasting peoples' time by asking the opinions of the useless Congress 'leaders'.

The earlier Mrs.Swaraj stops sulking, the earlier she would be chosen to preside over the UN General Assembly.

The US has reasons to worry at the positive earnest engagement between India and China

CHEERS!  MODIRAJAN DESTINED TO TAKE INDIAN ECONOMY TO GREAT HEIGHTS !!!

What a pity that our face to the external world is that of a sulking lady !

Indian govt. should give say fifty scholarships to meritorious poor students of Pakistan for higher studies in India and Pakistan govt. should reciprocate it by giving say twenty scholarships to poor Indian students.

Government should take out a Keyman insurance policy for a very large amount on Modi, with foreign insurers.

Will  Sushma Swaraj  get Animal Husbandry Ministry ? ( No aspersions cast on Mr.Swaraj, of course!)

Who is the bigger joker of the year--Congress or AAP ?

Modi's top  priority should  be to considerably beef up internal security as terrorists may attempt to grab headlines.

Do  Indians crave to be dominated : earlier  by  kings, now  by Modi, Jaya and the like ?

The rich are the true brahmins and the poor are the true dalits !

Modi will take India  either to great heights or to great depths !

What is politics but a pastime of the rich ?

Buy Cairn as the management could be misguiding to improve their open offer performance.

Is the Indian finally  left to choose between riotless corruption and corruptionless riots ?

SC should allow home-made food to Roy only if he first arranges to provide such food to all the prisoners in India.

MODI can not be accused  for the killing of any one ( there were reportedly many hundereds !!!)

BJP  may soon see  elevated attrition of quite a few  seniors

The national capital should be shifted to Nagpur for quicker decision making.

As valuable as Advani's advice !

Jaitly will be shunted  to North East and Rajnath to Deccan  once Badshah Modi is enthroned !

Oh! if only Modi could be modified !

Not elevating  Pranab Mukherjee to  the prime minister post  was a historical blunder of the Congress.

To avert a vertical split in the party, Advani will be made the Prime minister in two years time.

Will Kejriwal visit the riot affected families also ?

With Modi in saddle, many more Penguines will shudder !

Once Pope utters a word, wittingly or unwittingly, that word ceases to be obscene !!!

Sahara now besahara !!!

BJP  may consider  apologizing  for the 2002 riots subject to a set of conditions !!!

Third Front likely to  nominate the great statesman Deve Gowda as its Prime Ministerial candidate 

Congress may reply that BJP stands for XYZ of corruption !

Authenticated transcripts of  all  Lok Sabha candidates' speeches in large cities should be made available  to the public for possible claim of damages under breach of trust on a later date. 

Like the USITC, we may send our IITC to the US and issue  subpoena to all the white house officials.