Heard in the Classroom
Student: Sir, I want to do research on sweat equtiy? Could I approach Ms.Pushkar for guidance?
Professor: Zaroor!==================================================================ir
Student: Sir, I have a solution for the Kashmir problem. Why not give it on a 100 year lease to Pakistan? Most of the extreamists cannot have any objection as they have all along been showing great affinity to Pakistan. Pakistan will only be happy as there would be no more need to direct and fund all sorts of subversive activity in Kashmir. As for us, we would be saving hundreds of crores of rupees by withdrawing our troops from there and that money can perhaps be well used for some welfare prorgrammes. After a few years , perhaps not more than five years, the Kashmiri people will realise the foolishness as they would not get the type of opportunities for their well being as they were used to when part of our country. Then there would be great demand from them to terminate the lease and come back to India! And we will take them back with open arms! Subah ka bhoola sham ko aaya!
Professor: A good suggestion. I will forward this to our PM.
Professor: Zaroor!==================================================================ir
Student: Sir, I have a solution for the Kashmir problem. Why not give it on a 100 year lease to Pakistan? Most of the extreamists cannot have any objection as they have all along been showing great affinity to Pakistan. Pakistan will only be happy as there would be no more need to direct and fund all sorts of subversive activity in Kashmir. As for us, we would be saving hundreds of crores of rupees by withdrawing our troops from there and that money can perhaps be well used for some welfare prorgrammes. After a few years , perhaps not more than five years, the Kashmiri people will realise the foolishness as they would not get the type of opportunities for their well being as they were used to when part of our country. Then there would be great demand from them to terminate the lease and come back to India! And we will take them back with open arms! Subah ka bhoola sham ko aaya!
Professor: A good suggestion. I will forward this to our PM.
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