As I See It

Aiming at perfection is a dignified way of wasting time!

Trump will now be our trump against Pakistan!

If God believed in peace and non-violence, why did he create lions and tigers?

It is a national shame that our champion hockey team members are  forced to wear Sahara jersies!

Americans may finally decide that the most urgent thing to vote for is ending terrorism.

Thank God Hitler was a man!

Corporate India has just discovered a new risk : Patriarch risk!

Trump nominated for this year's nobel prize for mass entertainment!

All contributions to terrorist organisations are exempt under section 80T of Pakistan Income Tax Act.

Most of our thinking, if not all, is at best, just useless.

Success in India depends thirty percent on complexion  twenty percent on shape and the rest on wealth

Only the rich can afford to be atheists.

Patients in many many of our hospitals love their motherland so much that they mostly sleep on floors!

Proud we are far ahead of Pakistan in a leading world heath indicator(at 143 vs. 149).

Build a personality, build a mask!

While Mother Teresa was being canonised I wondered why some of our politicians should not be cannonised !

After Sindhustan will it be Siddusthan?

Hats off to Indian men who have so gallantly allowed their ladies to win all Olympic medals!

The two faces of India : P.V. Sindhu and Shobha De !

The grateful nation should immediately announce a huge rakhi gift to Sakshi Malilk.

America is a dream- let no joker be allowed to spoil it.

I felt all foolish to have believed that Parrikar was one of the few sensible ministers!

Do ladies have a natural right to suffer from one complex or the other?

Top investment banks will use BREXIT to both downsize and  move staff to cheaper locations like India

It is better any time  to be an emotional fool than an intellectual giant.

What complex is  common between Subramanian Swami and Napolean ? 

NSG fallout-India may allow US air force bases in Arunachal and Ladakh

Swamy should be given tax exemption for providing free entertainment to the whole nation !

Is the gentleman finally aiming at a Modexit ?

Rajan not needed now Raghuram Rajan says: "While I was open to seeing these developments through, on due reflection, and after consultation with the government, I want to share with you that I will be returning to academia when my term as Governor ends on September 4, 2016. I will, of course, always be available to serve my country when needed," .  The underlined part clearly shows that the government has conveyed to him that he is not needed now.

As fragile as love without money.

As innocent as Subramanian Swamy's smile!

Congressmen will now want the party to send an SOS to Priyanka Gandhi!

Facebook seems to be more appealing to those who have many faces!

Of all the masks we wear, righteousness is the thickest one.

For a suitor, India should choose the US over  China as its  prowess is never in doubt!

Incredible India! Hope it is not because we have lost all credibility!

Why not send water in 5 ltr cans thro' train/bus passenger volunteers to Latur?

A pity that young mothers have to sacrifice quality mobile time for playing with their kids.

Do Act of God and Act of Fraud mean the same thing ?

"All good qualities are from his mother. That he has none is a different matter!"

If a chaiwala can reduce leakages so much our next PM should be a plumber!

Drag drag drag the boat somehow down the stream...life is not a dream

But for our pet biases life may not be worth living !

My nation is great my state is great my family is great I am great !

The efficient ones spend one fourth of their lives in trapping and the rest in shopping !

What really matters is the form as life is too short to reach anywhere near the substance.

A startup idea: Why should the name Patanjali be monopolised by any single person ?

SBI chief most likely to be chosen as SEBI chief as she is only one letter short of that post !

Surprising to see Raghuram Rajan  naively  remarking  that MNC banks should report any liquidity drain in advance !     liquidity drain in advance Report liquidity drain in advance: RBI Governor Raghuram Rajan to MNC banks Read more at: http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/articleshow/50950775.cms?utm_source=contentofinterest&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=cppst Report liquidity drain in advance: RBI Governor Raghuram Rajan to MNC banks Read more at: http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/articleshow/50950775.cms?utm_source=contentofinterest&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=cppst

Why the US should not make use of the Korean satellite for  some stealth target practice ?

India and Pakistan should mutually agree to shift the Siachen conflict to somewhere  near the Rashasthan border.

Humility is a very deep mask !

The time has come to incorporate some fundamental liabilities also in our constitution.  

Oh, if only we didn't have such efficient brains !

Tourists who are not politicians are strongly advised to purchase masks during their stay in Delhi !

With so many atrocities happening everyday, thank God, we don't have a conscience !

Aspiring engineering and doctorate lower caste students should perhaps opt for  only safai related disciplines !

Why not set up separate universities for  the neglected sections of the society ?.

Is it true that women who do not wear earrings are mostly honest ?

Want to be a verbal terrorist ? Join the Congress party !