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Startup idea : Discreet online sex education course ( only theory)  with marriage placement assistance
Kejriwal is now the odd man out !
Thank God ! No need to plan or pay for our final travel from earth !
Our planning brings about two percent of all our successes and our execution just one percent !
 Pakistan should play cricket with their friendly jihadis like  LeT and not with their enemies !
Modiji, enough of your man ki bat, now tell us  your dil ki bat !
By their hate speeches the fringe elements are  attracting international terrorists to India.
Isn't it  much easier to live under some illusions than under no illusions !
Will IS threat eventually force Pakistan to buy peace with India ?
Is there a married yet utterly lonely  ben's  silent curse behind the Bihar results ?
Like Manmohan Singh Modi was also sincere.
Lalu's mood  clearly indicates that he would back Nitish to the hilt till Modi is toppled.
In Bihar BJP has now become  Bharatiya Jokers Party!
Nitishji, ab dilli door nahin !
Bihar has clearly shown that arrogance and bullying can go only thus far !
Swamy ! Hope he will not replace Raghuram Rajan !
Won't Nitish Kumar be a very good ( or better ?) alternative to Modi ?
Wife - " Don't talk like an idiot. Have you joined the fringe ? "
We have many silent Chota Rajans among our politicians !
Every word of Raghuram Rajan's convocation address at IIT Delhi is worth its weight in gold.
We have angels and  bullies. There are Raghuram Rajans and there are Subramaniam Swamis.
Under the UPA rule people at least had the freedom to far_  freely !
One thing we forgot to learn from the British is religious tolerance.
When fools become Generals -------
Declared emergency  less dangerous than  undeclared one.
It is God who gives meaning to everything.
One more Indian start up idea: insurance against harassment by mother- in- law !
Why not Nitish as the next PM : equally capable and without the communal baggage ?
A start up idea : Start Rape Insurance Corporation of India !
Oh! If only (a secular) Modi would join and lead the Congress !
There is no good Rahul Gandhi or  bad Rahul Gandhi !
What I learned : Observe everything, enjoy everything, don't speak everything!
Politicians are neither good terrorists nor bad terrorists, they are the true terrorists !
And to suppose that we are even counted !
Narendra Modi is a  politician and  also a human being.
Burgle a house become a  thief, loot a state for centuries become a Maharana!
Hard to believe that Vijayaraje Scindia is capable of resigning on moral grounds !
After more than half a century I realised  that I am really not good at anything !
Everyone knows that Ambani was far taller than even Gandhiji in his integrity and honesty !
RSS will naturally pooh-pooh  Advani's  apprehensions on emergency !
Farmers of India rejoice ! The number of ultra rich Indians has trebled in 2014 !
Isn't telling truth a luxury ?
Rahul Gandhi proxies could rake up the degree row over Smriti Irani in a big way.
Media shy of taking the initiative in naming the food items banned by the US !
Nestle does from the front what our politicians do from back !
Indian politicians are very committed, honest and truthful (to themselves!)
 It has been decided to rename Thieves Colony as MLA Nagar with immediate effect!
When Sonam Kapoor smiles the whole of India is happy !
Behind every successful man there is a woman ( with a bayonet !)
Isn't a  little form better than some deep vague substance ?
Delhi government has no lady ministers because Kejriwal wants all his ministers to be fully transparent !
Isn't happiness basically a random event !
In India politics is mostly about learning the art of creatively fooling the people!
If only Modi could swear that he has no interest in creation of a Hindu Rashtra !
"What a pity! I missed a golden opportunity to scold my husband today"
Congress likely to celebrate the 100th day of Rahul rejuvenation on a grand scale !
Found in Times of India May24 '.. Kolkata, Tirupati and Chitspecialtoor' !
Stop this farce ! Stop wasting public money over the prosecution of the rich.
Life, mostly, is a persistent but futile attempt at remaining relevant !
One wonders why ladies hate flattery so much !
Who is more truthful ? Salman Khan or Jayalalithaa ?
Aren't women born judges !
Why not declare 8th May as the National Justice Day ?
Indian politicians are as innocent as Salman Khan !
Pavement sleepers of Mumbai unite ! You have nothing to lose but your lives !
US citizens have utmost respect for Indians just as we have utmost respect for Nepalese.
Modi is unable to make headway mainly because he is surrounded by mediocrity.
At best we are just local variables !
The stories have all been written. We only set the rythms.
Rahul Gandhi has started talking loudly. BJP should quickly set him up for a marriage.
Congress: "Mere paas mera Rahul hai! Tere paas kya hai "
Will lion be made the national animal ? Congressmen claim that Rahul Gandhi is a lion .
 Salman Khan's trial to become a case study in Harvard on the great Indian Judiciary !
BJP spokesman compares Rahul Gandhi to Netaji on NDTV prime time news !
"My dear, I look at beautiful women only because they remind me of you "
Rahul Gandhi is more newsworthy in his absence than in his presence !
A man goes out to see someone. A woman goes out to show someone !
Advani's silence is as mysterious as Rahul Gandhi's vacation !
Is it true that the next meeting of Judges would  be held on Diwali day?
In great  democracies courts need to be totally insensitive to the deep religious beliefs of minorities ! 
Why not set up rating agencies for young men and women in the marriage market ?
AAP has now become  a  lady without any make-up!
Heard:" I like dogs. Will buy one when I become a widow"!
I wonder what evidence we have to suppose that life is better than death !
Does Times of India want Neemuchwala's birthday to be declared as a national holiday ?
Modi will give a long rope and then trap the mischievous  saffron elders using CBI.
Seven star murder mystery : Why is CBI silent ? Why this blackout ?
Sushma Swaraj will be the most likely Yogendra Yadav of BJP.
Appoint eunuchs to guard ladies compartments in trains, a respectable  job opportunity for them.
BJP is worried that Rahul may return with a Brahmastra after meditation in the Himalayas !
The real fools are those who think they are wise !
Even  RAW is clueless on Rahul Gandhi !
Who is this Rahul Gandhi ?
Now that AAP have earned their wings, is there need for a Congress party ?
NOW, LET US SEE WHO IS THE REAL MARD : MODI OR KEJRIWAL !
" Required minefield operators Married men preferred." !!!
AAP too big for RSS to swallow !!!
What news on the seven star murder ? Where is Katy ?
Hail Indian democracy ! Right man in Delhi right man at the centre !
Kiran Bedi has no future in Delhi BJP -should now boldly  join Kejriwal to serve Delhi
Modi's reputation is intact : Delhi results a reflection on the mediocrity surrounding him.
Loss of Delhi is gain for Modi as he would get better control over his party.
Why some Indian groups are so worried over Obama  remarks ? Chor ke dadhi pe tinka ?
Kejriwal could get the Lok Sabha  election expenses from EC constituency wise and party wise and publish
When the Modi wave abates we will know which all BJP leaders are swimming naked !
Why do women usually find it very difficult to speak the truth ?
Will a sulking Sushma Swaraj lead the revolt by resigning at an opportune time ?
An AAP win in Delhi will rein in the ruling party's increasing  hubris.
On his first day wasn't Obama too warm towards Modi to the neglect of our President ? 
Let us be happy now for there may not be another chance !
" I am afraid my husband is becoming Tharoorised !"
Who will be the next Tharoor who will provide us free entertainment ?
Could there be a cross border honey trap angle is the Tharoor case ?
So the Delhi police have finally boxed in the five star playboy of the Congress !
As the murder mystery deepens enter Katy ! Who is this lady Katy ??
Is the ferocity of a section of terrorists an outcome of sexual repression in some societies?
Hindu and Muslim fringe elements have colluded to topple Modi as he is their common enemy.